Lay down there and lick my boot you worm, you magget. Get it shining so brightly you can shave in it. In fact I order you to shave using only its surface for reflection. A Mistriss can't be seen with Her pet looking unkept and shaggy. No you've been a bad pet and let your beard get some growth. I'll have to punish you for that. Now go into the cornor and await my instructions you filthy unkept worm.
